Run to the Patch

MeLong runs the market. Dodge red candles and bears, roll under margin calls, spin dash on leverage, ride green funding and call the chart.

  • ADswitch lanes
  • WSpacejump, again in the air for a double jump
  • Sroll; with a full Long meter, hold to rev a spin dash
  • Mousepoint at a lane, left click jumps, right click rolls
  • Rrun again
  • Escpause
  • Switch lanes
  • Jump, again for a double
  • Roll
  • Full Long: hold to dash
How it works
  • Coins and close calls fill the Long meter. When it is full, hold down to rev a spin dash up to x10: it rolls through candles and bears and coins pay times the leverage, but a hit with the position open liquidates you.
  • Roll under MARGIN CALL banners. Jump a rug pull; a BIG RUG needs a double jump.
  • Coins and close calls build a streak that multiplies coin pay up to x5. A hit resets it.
  • Green lanes pay funding while you ride them. Get off before the paint turns red.
  • At a gate your lane is your call: left or right, or all three lanes when there are three answers. It pays at the flag if you called it, and a LEAK before the gate can give it away.
  • Power-ups, one per farm category: 10x Long for perps, a cashback card for cards, the insider for prediction markets, a stop-loss bot for tools.
  • A hit takes you from Ripe to Ripening to Rotten, and one more ends the run. A HALVING slows the market and ripens you back a step.

A game, not advice. No real money moves here.